Team WTF?! is a loose association of a handful of Washington, D.C. area
autocrossers. The name was hatched when two of the founding
members were doing a course walk in the rain at the DC ProSolo in June
2004.
The answer is the question.
Where did the name TEAM WTF?! come from?
After knowing each other for up to several years, the
founding members of Team WTF?! decided to organize into a team—at least
in name. The trick was finding, or creating, the right name which would
describe ourselves and our collective autocrossing efforts and outlook
in a simple and memorable manner. Debate between members raged on the
message boards for weeks (which itself is a defining characteristic of
Team WTF?!). Many names were suggested and discarded as missing the
mark. It was at the Washington, DC stop of the SCCA ProSolo series in
June 2004 when the name appeared. Two Team WTF?! members (JST and
Clyde) were walking the courses in the rain early that Saturday morning
when JST paused to look around at the situation, raised his hands and
uttered, "WTF? That's what we should call ourselves: Team WTF?!" Given
the events of the weekend—pouring rain all day on Saturday that
drenched us all, JST running a bone stock E46 M3 on bald street tires,
Clyde's codriver leaving the key to the Z4 at the hotel on Sunday
(which was later discovered in a small bag of tools at the 2004 Solo II
Nationals in September), and more—the name Team WTF?! couldn't have
proved more apt. JST and Clyde proposed the name to the rest of the
team and it was quickly adopted. We had all become Team WTF?!
Why do we use a question mark and exclamation mark together?! Don't you know that's bad grammar?
Yes, we are aware of the incorrect usage of the two punctuation marks
in our team name. To the last team member, we are united in the belief
that time has come for the interrobang
to become an accepted part of our punctuation system. We firmly believe
that through our autocrossing efforts we can show the world that the
interrobang is as desperately needed by all societies as is clean
drinking water. Unfortunately, the interrobang is not a character in
most typographic fonts, specifically those used on the message boards
we frequent. So, in addition to describing ourselves with the name Team
WTF?!, we are also working to make the world a better place by
improving the communication tools available to all people everywhere.
What are some Team WTF?! Examples?
Traveling to the wrong venue on an event day. Letting a car
fall off a jack. Standing in the rain for 4 hours in order to drive for
6 minutes. Spending 2 hours on a plane in order to stand around in a
parking lot or on a tarmac for 8 hours in order to drive for 6 minutes
and then spending 2 more hours on a plane for the trip home. Spinning
in 4 of 5 events. Operator misuse of Wankermatic. Hopefully, you get
the idea...if not, we'll come up with new examples by the end of the
next event.
How do I join Team WTF?
You can't really "join" Team WTF?! You are either a member
or you or not. Through careful testing and exhaustive research, we have
determined that Team WTF?! membership is a condition, much like a blood
bourne disease. You either have it or you don't. Team WTF?! has members
all over the world. Most of them just don't know it yet. If you suspect
that you might be a member, feel free to contact us to learn more about
your condition.
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